Dicks with Tits. *Available in Assorted Materials*

Add a touch of humor and personality to your home decor with our Dicks with Tits novelty crystal carvings. Made from high-quality materials, these funny and eye-catching pieces are sure to be a conversation starter and bring a smile to your face every time you see them. Perfect for any room in your house, these carvings are available in a variety of materials to suit your style.

Metaphysical Properties - 

• Bloodstone: Believed to be a grounding and stabilising stone, deeply connected to the earth and the root chakra. Its energy is said to be both calming and invigorating. It is a powerful stone that provides protection against negativity and aids in releasing pent-up anger.
• Dream Amethyst: Is a natural tranquilizer, which brings relief from health conditions like insomnia, strain, and stress. It can help soothe irritability and balance frequent mood swings that rise from anxiety, fear, and anger.
• Red Jasper: A powerful and protective stone with many healing properties. It has the potential to offer physical, mental, emotional and spiritual benefits such as balancing energy, reducing inflammation & anxiety, improving focus & relationships.
• Sodalite: It is known to promote emotional balance, calmness, and inner peace. It's gentle energy aids in reducing anxiety, stress, and tension. It is also helpful in guiding intuitions.
• Garnet & Astrophyllite: This stone can heal emotional disharmony that may prevent the acceptance of love. In addition it is believed to be a stone of health. Garnet can assist in extracting negative energies and transforming them into positive energies.
• Lepidolite: Known to help in overcoming emotional or mental dependency and helps treat addictions and all kinds of related conditions. It has a soothing and stable vibration that can connect us to expanded spiritual awareness and wisdom. 
• Labradorite: Known as the ‘stone of transformation’ and helps you to develop spiritually and emotionally. This is a crystal to work with to feel confident and self-empowered, to follow your dreams and ultimately achieve what you want in life. 

You will receive one Dick with Tits per Purchase.

Size: 4.5cms in Height and 2cms × 1.5cms Width.

Please note: I do not promote the metaphysical Properties relating to Crystals, the context provided is for informational purposes relating to the stone/gem, Crystals will not fix your problems but can aid as a placebo in the mind, we do not promise that they will solve, heal or mend your life. Please remember to cleanse your crystals properly upon arrival if you are buying them for spiritual or metaphysical purposes.